The Legacy of Britney Spears - Butt Cracks

I used to think that butt cracks were limited to fat, white trash plumbers or ex-high school football players who are no obese mechanics. Seeing them bent under the hood of car or kneeling under the sink, their pants hanging lot and that nasty butt crack smiling at ye. Sadly, that is no longer the case thanks to Britney Spears.

I'm sure the former pop icon would much rather be remembered for her singing or dancing, butt it was the low-cut shirts and hip-hugging pants that really made the grade.

Sure, there are still aging men who download the latest Britney Spears video to ogle at the tight flesh that wiggles and gyrates like an exotic dancer. But I caught the other side that just, well did not turn me on.

That's the image I saw walking through my univeristy office as a pretty young girl, wearing hip huggers, sat in front of the microfiche working away while her butt crack flirted with me.

I'm sorry. To me, there's just nothing sexy about a butt crack. I mean, it's bad enough seeing pretty young women with flab hanging over their jeans, butt to have to see their butt crack too?! No thanks!

No. I am not suggesting that every body should fit perfectly in Vogue. God no! A woman blind to the fact that she's on the brink of starvation is no more sexy than a butt crack trying to hold a conversation.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is Britney Spears SUCKS! (and probably not all that well). So ladies AND gentlemen, help the world Kill her legacy and keep your ass in or out of your pants.